How come so few fortune cookies actually tell fortunes?!
How come so few fortune cookies actually tell fortunes?
The last ones have gotten have said, "Happiness always accompanies you", "It's nice at the top but lonely", and "Be careful with your financial transactions." Those aren't fortunes, they're advice--why don't we call it an 'advice cookie'?
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OMFG i always say That!!! Advice cookies. I promise.... I got one once that said 'bowl at barney's bowling!!!' and another one said 'you are a happy man' (I'm a girl)
Advice Cookies %^@
Just add the words "in bed" to the end of the fortune. It works wonders!
because there just a cheap way to say thank you with a lie
Because the only way of looking into the future is either traveling near the speed of light or making mathematical, educated preditctions. That's why :D