Why is life so UNFAIR!!???!

Question:

Why is life so UNFAIR!!???

I'm craving my favorite snack "Twinkies" in that vending machine right over there (Yeah, next to the water fountain).

Nobody else is around, I have a $5 bill in my pocket and the machine won't take it!

Additional Details

4 weeks ago
I think the vending machine IS racist! It has Watermelon Soda...wtf!

Answers:

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4 weeks ago
I think the vending machine IS racist! It has Watermelon Soda...wtf!

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Maybe it is some higher power telling you not to eat so many twinkies.

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It's cuase your black isn't it, damn racist vending machine

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Life is indeed rough, my friend

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It's cuz Eve ate the dayum fruit! Now you don't get your twinkie! (U silly)

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How awful that the world doesn't revolve around you - geeez.

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