The tin openers broken ,ive had it now i am going to starve HELP!?!


Question:

The tin openers broken ,ive had it now i am going to starve HELP!?

What can i do .I need food


Answers:
Is the toaster broke as well ......better eat some of that dogs food save it getting so fat .......

buy the tin's with the pull of tab's they are handy for men

butter knife and hammer, works a treat, just be careful!

Buy a new one or borrow one from a neighbor. They're REALLY cheap and can get one for a dollar.

a sharp knife can do the job but the knife may be dull afterwards

Judging by the colour of your hair on your avatar, I'd guess you've had a number of years in which to get experience and knowledge enough to know that you should keep a spare one. Perhaps you could nip out to the shop to buy one or buy some fresh food. O.K.

You could always peel a banana instead or go and borrow the neighbours opener. maybe she'll feel sorry for you and ask you to stay for tea.

get a new one! Its not so expensive and dont be so lazy!!!

Or there's something call biscuits, it comes in plastic package or boxes that u don need a tin opener to open it

cook next doors cat

go cry to your mommy...

Eat more fresh food. All that tinned processed garbage isn't good for you. Or call a take-away and get some wholesome nutritious delivered food.

Place the tin in the microwave, turn it on at full GET THE HELL OUT OF THE ROOM QUICKLY and await a loud noise . When you hear the noise return to kitchen and scrape the contents of the tin out of what's left of the M/W and anywhere else it may be [ check the walls] and eat.

Wedge can under front wheel of car.drive over can on your way to restaurant._wont work but your neighbours either side will enjoy the fountain.

Buy a new tin opener. And while you're at it, pick up some frozen food and a microwave in case the tin opener breaks again. When you get the microwave out of the box, you will need to take the plastic off of it and plug it into the wall. Then, read the microwave cooking directions on the box of frozen food. Take the food OUT of the box, open the door of the microwave and place the food, not the box, inside. Shut the door of the microwave. If the box said to cook it for three minutes, hit 3, 0, 0 on the keypad, and the microwave will begin to cook the food. When it is done, it will beep. Then, open the door of the microwave to stop the beeping. Be VERY CAREFUL when taking things out of the microwave. They are hot. Then, put the cooked food on a plate (that's the flat round thing in the cupboard -- the higher round thing is a bowl.) Try to use a fork (the plastic white thing that you get when you buy take-out fast food) to eat the meal. When you are done, throw the remainder of the food away. Do not throw away the plate and fork. Wash them in hot water with soap. Rinse them off, and put them back in the cupboard. You will need them the next time you are hungry. Do not stand directly in front of the microwave. It can damage brain cells and I don't think that you can afford that right now.

you are going to die

you have 3 choices buy tins with a pull off lid, cut the top of the tin open with a knife, eat other food.




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