Hey tubby, share that candy bar with me?!
Hey tubby, share that candy bar with me?
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I find this funny because I'm eating a chocolate bar right now, and I'm no where near tubby. I weigh 83 pounds!
get yer own wise guy
No way!!
Pffff
Are you plain or peanut and do you melt in my mouth or in my hand?
Just how much does tubby weigh? As much as a 350+ lb. woman who I met who lied about her appearance by emailing nice pics of herself where she probably weighed almost 200 lbs. lighter then what she really looked like, who I drove over 100 miles just to meet her one time? She made me think she was no heavier than maybe her 160s before I met her.
In essence, she lied to me and I was damn upset about it.
This all happened in September of 2006.
Ok! But only half...
I haaave candy... you don't haave any... becaaause you aaare pooooor and you live out of a caaa-ar. You haaaave to lick the wraaaapper.
nyaaa... nyaaa... nya.. nya... nyaaaaa.
I'm not tubby, but I'm also not sharing!
(especially since you just called me "tubby"!)