How to deal with a crunchy nutter?!
How to deal with a crunchy nutter?
Whilst recently driving through the town, i came across the most disturbing of images: A man so obsessed with cereal that the was driving through the bus lane to get home for a bowl of what i have heard to be named "crunchy nut". So enraged was i, that this an would drive in a space allocated for the supirior race that is "The Bus Driver" that i swerved to collide with him. Once he had later regained conciousness i began to preach to him about the wonderful simplicity of toast in the morning. There was a lot of crying but ultimately I feel I have done the right thing. One question. Should I feel bad that he is now in a wheelchair with severe breakage of the spine as a result of only eating toast and having fits on his kitchen floor (ceramic tiles enhanced his pain)????? Thanks in advance for your help
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Haha don't feel bad man. Just make him eat some more cereal. With toast on the side of course. And maybe throw some cushions on the kitchen floor for the next time he throws himself down to have a fit, it won't hurt so bad.
Haha, what the hell?