What Should I Do!??!?!

Question:

What Should I Do!??!?

I just ate a whole bottle of ranch dressing that expired 3 months ago, What Should I Do?

Answers:

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I want you to take some magazines and a television into your bathroom and ride it out... and while you're in there, think about why the f**k you ate a WHOLE bottle of salad dressing!

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Uh...nothing really. But, usually, when I eat expired salad dressing, nothing happens, sooo...

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Make sure your bathroom is stocked with toilet paper, you might be spending a lot of time in there very soon.........a whole bottle??

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ranch dressing humm, put on a chicken outfit go into the barnyard and do the chicken dance for a few hours.

who eats a whole bottle of dressing in one sitting??

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Don't take a trip unless it is to the doctor and stay near the restroom.

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