Has a cow ever showed its gratitude?!
Has a cow ever showed its gratitude?
Vegans and vegatarians say they dont eat meat because one reason is the way the animals are treated so I was wonder if you ever walked past a farm and a cow said.
"Psst..hey you." "I just wanna say thanks for everything,keep fighting the good fight". Has this ever happened?
17 hours ago
alphatoodles: The cows were the best audience you ever had? Do you think that may say something about your singing?
10 hours ago
frank s: you disappoint me. I was hoping you would say something witty but instead you spit the d. ick out and stooped to calling me anidiot.
Is that the best you got or can you try again?
10 hours ago
Gary C: Maybe if you would have sang to it the cow wouldnt have pooped on you.
10 hours ago
rottincherrie: I guess a lack of food is making you bitter right? I suggest you bite in to a big juicy moo patty!!!
6 minutes ago
frank: Sadly I think you may be right about my mom. Perhaps you two can share?
Answers: 17 hours ago
alphatoodles: The cows were the best audience you ever had? Do you think that may say something about your singing?10 hours ago
frank s: you disappoint me. I was hoping you would say something witty but instead you spit the d. ick out and stooped to calling me anidiot.
Is that the best you got or can you try again?10 hours ago
Gary C: Maybe if you would have sang to it the cow wouldnt have pooped on you.10 hours ago
rottincherrie: I guess a lack of food is making you bitter right? I suggest you bite in to a big juicy moo patty!!!6 minutes ago
frank: Sadly I think you may be right about my mom. Perhaps you two can share? I'm sure that happens all the time because they are probably hallucinating from hunger. HA! Exactly! Yes...and then he made me a glass of chocolate milk. aaahh, like all the time. duh. Well i am an ostrich and i have been thanked many times for fighting the fight. Vegetarians RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i do admit i have eaten a few double hamburgers here and there but oh well the cows arent as important as us ostriches, no they show their gratitude by providing me with very delicious Steaks and hamburgers.....mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!... Ha! No, have heard the 'thanks' from them..but when I was a young girl I used to sit on the fence and sing to the cows while my dad threw out the hay. The cows just stared at me in amazement..They were the best audience I've ever had! True story~! No I dont think that has happened. Do you want to know how they thank us, by farting methane gas into the air and contributing to global warming. EAT MORE COW. WHERE"S THE BEEF...IN MY STOMACH!HAHAHA Hey Data!
Cows are remarkably aloof to humans. They tend to prefer their own kind. Don't expect any thanks from a bovine; it's a waste of time. I grew up on farms.... I can tell you from experience that cows are extremely grateful when you MILK them....
I never quite understood why vegans are against milk.... if you didn't milk a cow, it causes great harm and severe pain....
So... I raise my glass of 2% in support of farmers and cows everywhere!! No. But I've also never walked past any idiots that said, "Psst, hey you. Thanks for not letting people like me run the world."
Did you mistake my analogy to seem as though I was calling you an idiot?
Well that's just........ well..... now your an idiot.
And I couldn't have spit any d* icks out, I'm not gay, and besides.... your mom's always hogging em all. Dang sister girl i didnt know bulls made milk...let alone chocolate.
Anyway i dont care if it did or not, because my stomach makes noise to eat a cow & sometimes a french fry...most of the time both cause you know a burger & fries...so there why don't you ask it , lol ????????!! I have a cow named Abigail. She produces more milk than her calf (Benji) can drink, so she gladly gives it to me, and I consider it a gift.. When she is milked at 5 AM, then again at 5PM she lovingly nuzzles and lets me know she appreciates the kind care that she gets, and I feel certain she knows how I feel about her. Naturally, a cow cant talk, but trust me, there is a certain communication. I churn her lovely milk into fresh butter and homemade cheese. yeah, cows thank me all the time... chickens and pigs too... they all love me.
They talk about you behind your back... and then we all laugh at you...
Fun times... Because an animal is mute and cannot speak for themselves, and (as I'm sure you know, we can all safely assume they would ask us if they could live out a full life outside somewhere and not be eaten) I am only assuming you are capable of intellgient thought since you were able to ponder this question, and hoping you believe in communication on a higher level than speaking. I honestly believe when I walk by the cattle on my walks and I stop and stare at them and they look back at me that although that specific cow is unknowing of the situation where billions before him have and currently are being eaten, I feel the look I get from her is gratitude enough, looking back at something that is still existing. Nope...But one sh*t on my boot once....Does that count?
And no I wasn't singing to it.... Weirdo. I haven't heard idiots like you say "Psst...hey you. I just wanna say thanx for everything, keep on letting me be a retard."