A vegan assaulted me by hitting me with a celery stick this weekend. So I pummeled him with cocunuts?!
A vegan assaulted me by hitting me with a celery stick this weekend. So I pummeled him with cocunuts?
We were in the produce section of our local grocer and he appeared to be upset that I had animal products in my basket (just egg whites and organic skim milk, I am a vegetarian you know) I think perhaps he was also upset that my wife and I were obviously a far more attractive couple than the vegan and his companion. Do you think I overreacted?
Additional Details3 days ago
COCONUT My bad, I must lern to spel bettur
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Come'on ROTTINCHERI How could he be more attractive than me. For goodness sake, he was a vegan!
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DEEGARY OK Dee, I won't try to take the last of the celery at the grocer and promise to shower after my next jog if I'm going shopping, I was a bit ripe come to think of it. Live and learn. Thanks for the advice.
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DEEGARRY That was really pleasant to hear from a vegan with a personality. Most that I have run accross are very much lacking in the funny bone department. Good for you. The world needs more humor, especially the v & v forum.
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COCONUT My bad, I must lern to spel bettur3 days ago
Come'on ROTTINCHERI How could he be more attractive than me. For goodness sake, he was a vegan!3 days ago
DEEGARY OK Dee, I won't try to take the last of the celery at the grocer and promise to shower after my next jog if I'm going shopping, I was a bit ripe come to think of it. Live and learn. Thanks for the advice.3 days ago
DEEGARRY That was really pleasant to hear from a vegan with a personality. Most that I have run accross are very much lacking in the funny bone department. Good for you. The world needs more humor, especially the v & v forum. Okay, that was my brother you pummeled with coconuts! As for your thoughts of him hitting you with celery sticks.... you and my brother were fighting over the last of the celery sticks in their package! When my brother finally got a hold of them, he noticed they were all broken and began hitting you with it.
As for your thoughts of attractive, I have to say that it looked as if you just got done jogging 30 miles, with sweat under your arm pits and the stink that arose in the produce section.
Keep you and your wife away from us or we'll call the police next time! What is a cocunut? I never advocate violence by means of fruits and vegetables.
:-) No, but next time, I suggest melons. Nobody likes to be violated with a celery stick! Of course you overreacted. Coconuts can cause serious injury in the wrong hands. You should have simply boxed his ears with two cauliflowers. YES you overreacted but it's a good thing you're vegetarian at least. And why do you think you were more attractive? Perhaps he attacked you with the celery stick because he thought you were far less attractive than he was and therefore deserved to be attacked. And for heaven's sake spell coconuts correctly. ha ha ha this is hilarious
this story made my day :)
thanks