Muff Moss -- What do you think?!

Muff Moss -- What do you think?

Speaking and thinking veganistically as I always do because I'm so intutitive about food and stuff and other stuff as well, I found that many of those indian squaws used moss as a sanitary pad.

I've decided that Katie G and I would package a line of moss feminine sanitary pads. We already have rice paper on hand for natural condoms. But we are too busy foraging for food to have time to "do it".

Besides I've got to do research on "doing it" since I lack personal experience . . . other than my hand and my friend Bob..

We are going to call it Muff Moss. Do you think it will be a good seller? Any suggestions for other natural feminine sanitary items?

11 hours ago
HARRDY D: What a great idea! We're with you! "Bung Butter" . . .and Ohhhhhhhhhhh so natural! Walnut shells and silicon ... doesn't get more natural than that. I think we should hire "Moonbloss" as we will need a real pain-in-the-butt to test the product ... but we can't test it on animals, right?

9 minutes ago
Great ... we'll use vegans . . . they should be more than eager to take the place of animals. We know they can talk the talk ... now we'll see whose willing to walk the walk.

Yes it sounds like a great idea. I've been working on my own product for the roids. Its made out of wholesome walnuts and beach sand. I call it bung butter. Maybe we can market our products together. I think we are both trying to hit the same demographics.