Could i ask you not to answer this question if you're a stupid vegan?!
Could i ask you not to answer this question if you're a stupid vegan?
I get vegetarians I guess, but vegans just like to be dramatic. Did you ever notice that they manage to bring up the fact they're vegan in every conversation no matter what? It's like "Hey gonna watch the game tonight?" "No i hate baseball cause there's leather on the ball." "Hey what do you think of that new TV show?" "Well, i was watching it last night while eating my tofu pate and soy milk, and i thought it was pretty good."
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ROFLMAO ... "leather on the ball", etc.
You are ABSOLUTELY right Kid! That is why they are such a pain in the butt to have around. Crissakes that's ALL they EVER talk about.
You MAY hit a vegan who just goes about his/her business and never mentions their dietary/ethical choice to be a vegan.
BUT you won't find them here on Y/A V&V forum. Nope, we got the absolute crazies and freaks you are talking about. I've always said, "Vegans are vegetarians with their brains knocked out." I stand by that. IMO these radical vegans on here are riddled with control issues and obsessiveness. They CANNOT stop being fanatics.
But I assure you the "stupid vegans" WILL answer this question. Your questions will draw them like flies on you know what. Oh yes.... they love to talk about shape, texture and consistency of their "poop".
Try it ...find a vegan and ask him/her if their diet doesn't change the color and frequency of their poops. Then stand back and wait for all the graphic details . . . you can keep them going for hours. I once had some fun with a couple of them and asked them if I brought them a stool sample could they give me a dietary suggestions. Crissakes you thought I was going to bring them the Holy Grail!