Too extreme...?!

Too extreme...?

I was in my backyard grilling some burgers three evenings ago. My next door neighbor who is a HUGE animal lover and a self-proclaimed "humanitarian" and "vegan" (I prefer "douche bag") noticed this and became very anal. He turned his hose on me and ruined my burgers. I was PISSED to say the least. I headed towards him to give him the beating of his life but he kept backing away and spraying me with the hose. He ran into his house laughing. I went back to my house and changed my wet clothes and when I calmed down I began thinking of ways of getting the prick back. So I waited until about 11 o'clock that night and snuck into his backyard where he had been growing a garden and poisoned his vegetables with ammonia. Was this a bit too extreme?

You are both jerk-offs.