FuNny Story or noT?!
FuNny Story or noT?
Ogre: I'm Thunk, Thunk hungry. *Takes large turkey leg from lunch pale*
Vegan: Is that meat? Animals are living creatures no different than you or me.
Ogre: This turkey, turkey different from Ogre.
Vegan: No turkey is a child of the great earth consciousness. It is wrong to eat meet!
Ogre: Don't break the peace circle!
Vegan: No that turkey was a living being, a person, it had emotions, it could feel pain! It is wrong to eat sentient beings you evil merciless savages! Your are evil! An evil Ogre! You killed that poor turkey and are now feeding upon it's flesh without any remorse whatsoever! How can you live with yourself?! I curse you and hope your loin cloth will give you a rash!!!!
Ogre: It already did.
Vegan: Men weren't meant to eat meat, only salads and humus! How dare you devour the flesh of a living creature?! I will sue you and everyone you know! What do you have to say about that?!
Ogre: *Kills Vegan* Turkey for everyone!!!
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Answers:
I think it's funny ... of course vegans wouldn't. Vegans are vegetarians with their brains knocked out.