So theirs this girl?!
So theirs this girl?
She lives next door to me. Lets just call her Ashley. She hangs around wrecking my BBQ's trying to force her Vegan lifestyle on me. Its pretty annoying. Well, I havent slept with a girl in a while, so I figures that I could pretend to give in, then sleep with her, then go eat a steak and kill 2 birds with one stone.
But then, she saw me at the supermarket with tuna in my bag!!!
So I thought my plan was ruined. And it was. So now she protests outside my house with all her friends.
Can I file a restraining order? Its getting old.
1 day ago
God, I never had a chance. She most likley didnt notice my leather boots in the store. Or at least she left those out of her lecture.
Answers:
a very similar thing happened to me.
there was this old lady. at least 60. and one day she asked me to get her mail. since she seemed sweet, i did. then one thing led to another, and before i knew it, we were bumping uglies. it just felt right.
whoa. thats not so similar after all.
nevermind.