Why are vegan woman so weak?!

Why are vegan woman so weak?

So me and my vegan girlfriend where driving to a movie theater. Then, our car broke down. I told her to get out of the car and push it all the way to the movie theater. As I relaxed in the driver seat and ate my beef jerky, as she tried to push the car, I noticed it took her a lot of strength to move the car just a few inches. After pushing my Hummer for just a few minutes, she collapsed from exhaustion. I didnt feel like calling 911, so I just droved away.

Are all vegans this weak?

21 hours ago
Veggietart: I was hoping to give off a subtle hint right there..

yes, lack of meat, vegans/vegetarians slowly day by day they will be getting scabs from not eating meat and then throughout the years the scab will take over their bodies and they will turn into one giant vagina