Why are vegan men so weak?!
Why are vegan men so weak?
I have a vegan garden-worker who mows my lawn. One day, I told him to mow my pool. So he placed his lawn mower in my pool. Then the lawn mower blew-up, and nearly killed him. He said he was to weak and injured to continue working on my garden, so I fired and sued him for destroying my sunflowers. He is still in the hospital, whining and crying.
Why are vegans so weak? It doesnt take a body-builder to weed my garden, after all. And besides, he only got some minor scratches and scars and broken bones.
Answers:
They tend to be mental wimps I find. When you are so obsessive-compulsive your mind is always in sensory overload so you act on impulse and raw emotion. As for the physical weakness I agree.
The list of physically fit vegans cultists some dweeb left is puny compared to the thousand of those who have normal diets. These are the exceptions rather than the rule. Of course I never thought Ghandi as a body builder, nor Woody Harrelson, but then again that's an example of the vegan cult member's "weak mind" to include these guys on such a list.