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Answers: I hate the s*** out of plants. I hate them sooooooo much. G** d*** why did you even mention it. Now I'm p***ed off. I mean SUPER P***ED. F*** plants. F*** them in their stupid a**es. I'm going to bite the head off of some brocolli right now.

::grabs brocolli::

Come here you son of a b****, it's payback time. I'll show you who's boss. You will rue the day you messed with me. Go ahead... start rueing.

::burns brocolli with molten cheese sauce::

How does that feel!?! Huh!?! You like that!?! Get over here.

::chews brocolli and laughs maniacally::

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I hate plants. I don't just want to kill them I want to eat them for dinner to prove my dominance over them.

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lol, this is a silly question.

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Both...
I hate plants, I hate fruits, I hate thistles!
I like to rip them out of the earth and eat them raw.

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plants are what food eats.

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i'm strictly carnivore, because i love nature, and plants so much, i have to kill and eat animals that eat up the beauty of nature....

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nice question...i think the answer is quite clear

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Thats why I eat rocks.

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Plants reproduce themselves by being eaten and having their seeds dispersed. This shows that they need to be eaten in order to live.

Animals, however, do not want to be killed and eaten. They fight all the way to their deaths. There is no benefit to animals when people eat them.

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See thats why i eat babies... that and they taste really really good with kethup

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i just love animals

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Neither. I am a vegetarian for two reasons. My parents were vegetarians when I was born and I grew up not eating meat. Secondly, when old enough to choose for myself, I discovered that a vegetarian diet worked best for me and my lifestyle. I'm not an animal lover, in fact, i detest most animals and don't keep pets (except for a fish) and I don't look down on carnivores (tee, hee! Meat eaters!). In fact, when I have company, I cook meat for them since I don't believe in forcing my choice on others.

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i'm a vegetarian becuase the thought of eating meat is disgusting. a slab of animal carcus on your plate? thats disgusting. you're hungry so you go and eat a piece of decomposing flesh. not for me, thanks.

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you're quite a silly fellow. good question, it gave me a laugh on this crappy day of mine.

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?YES
i hate plants!
i eat them to show my power!!

Should i write more about my glorious rule over plants!!!?!?

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I'm not a vegetarian but I love both plants & animals... But I don't like some animals (well you know what I mean).... ;)

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I hate plants. Despise them, and want them all to die, die, die. Besides, they're tasty and helpless.

Seriously, I respect animals. That's my reason.

Fascious question you got there, huh?

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I love animals and also love plants and yet I am a meat eater. I know for sure that if I had to kill the animal that I eat I would certainly become a vegetarian. The excuse that I make to myself when I buy meat is "well its now dead so I may as well eat it" The same applies to fish.Even when I eat an egg I often think "this was a little baby chicken"Humans are a race apart. I doubt if ask any meat eater if he, she,would like to visit an abattoir 100% would say no. Me included. Get my point ?

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Vegetarians love animals and kill animals at the same time with their diet.
http://web.archive.org/web/2004110708452...

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Neither. But I've gotten some laughs from other people's answers.

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I did NOT fight my way to the top of the food chain to eat rabbit food.

Look at it this way, you are what you eat...right?

So, if I want rabbit food, I'll eat a rabbit.
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Why would you eat a plant if you hated plants?

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I am mostly a vegetarian. I occasionally eat some Red Meat,
But I believe Red Meat causes Cancer. Especially of the
Breast, and probably the Prostate too.

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