My mother-in-law is comming into town tommorow and is a Vegan. How can I trick her into eating meat...?!
Like, what food substitutes do Veggies say tastes JUST like the real thing so that I can actually USE the real thing and tell her it's a substitute?
Answers: Without her knowing it right away?
Like, what food substitutes do Veggies say tastes JUST like the real thing so that I can actually USE the real thing and tell her it's a substitute?
Why do you want to hurt her ?
This is not a good way to get close to your in-laws.
why would u want to do that to her? That's horrible that you're willing to trick her. Go to the store get her some veggie burgers or whatever it is she likes, and give her that. whats the big deal? honestly, if u were a vegan, would u want someone to trick u into eating meat? grow up
The old replace her toothbrush with bacon trick... works every time.
Seriously though, you're probably not going to get much help from us on this one. At least not from the people who frequent the V&V section.
I wouldn't recommend tricking her into eating meat. You risk damaging your relationship permanently, especially if she has personal or religious reasons for not eating meats.
I don't get it, is this a joke on her or are you just trying to alienate your in-laws.??? If she is vegan, and can't or doesn't want to eat the food you eat, maybe you should warn her that you don't intend to cook anything special for her...Maybe she will make something tasty for you ?
Why would you want to do that? Wow you are getting in really good with the mother-in-law...you are kind of a jerk!
You remind me of a fundamentalist Christian.
A pagan that can't respect other people's beliefs? You're a complete joke.
Tawean,
Why would you want to do such a terrible thing to her? That certainly speaks volumes about your character. Instead of working to do such a nasty thing to your mother-in-law, try finding some great recipes for Vegan food you will all love -demonstrating your respect for her, rather than your disregard. This is really a test of your character, not your cooking skills.
You cannot trick her, meat does not actually taste the same as Vegan choices.
well it looks like u got some pretty good answers into tricking her... BUUUUT, she's probably a Vegan for a reason!! what if she gets sick or something?? she'll eventually find out that she ate meat and who knows how ur relationship with her will be after that?! ask ur husband and go from there...
Looks like more culling of the R & S herd is in order. Anybody get suspended lately? You're next maybe?
These are people playing a roaming game from R & S. Pay no attention to them. It's being taken care of.
You won't trick her, and it is likely that she will wind up sick, or worse. Meat has a distinctive smell, and if she misses the smell of it, it won't get past her stomach before being barfed all over your house, you'll be lucky if she makes it to the toilet.
You could always make a regular meal and just buy her a box of vegan Kashi bars or something and tell her if she's hungry, you bought those specially for her. Or buy a box of oreos, those are accidentally vegan. She can eat those.
Also, some food for thought: if she does get sick and goes to the hospital and reports the food poisoning, you could get sued. I'd be walking on eggshells to do something so horrid to someone you have a lifetime relationship with, not to mention it might hurt your marriage as your hubby will never hear the end of it.
Even I, a devout carnivore, cannot approve of this.
That said, you could always just cook the veggies in the same pan as the meat: Rack of Lamb and Potatoes, meatloaf and mixed veggie, tec.
I figure this is probably just a troll, though.
Use the same strategy that you've used to trick yourself into thinking you're cool!
Krister says you're a pagan? Poor excuse for one.
I'm sure you wouldn't do a thing like that but if you did, I'd sure love to design her payback!!
Please don't do that to her. I am not vegan, but I try to respect other people's choices for themselves. It's easy enough to find something that she will like that will be vegan, and less effort than trying to find a way to trick her. Better to go out to eat that to be that mean.
The damage it will cause will not be worth it when she finds out the trick you have played. Think carefully before doing this.
im a vegetarian and i would NEVER speak to the person who did that to me again if that happened to me
it is my life choice to become a vegetarian. and for somebody to ruin that for me would be horrible!!!!!!!!!!! unless you are trying to ruin your relationship with your mother-in-law. then i recomend you DO NOT!!!! do that'
Why would you want to be so mean. Give her what she wants-she doesn't have to have the same on her plate as you do.
Please have some respect for your mother-in-law's dietary choices and don't do it. It's rude and cruel from a vegan point of view and you could actually make her quite physically ill. Think of your significant other's feelings if your mother-in-law's ends up sick and hating you for this!
some people can't eat meat for health reasons. she could die from you doing this. DON'T
that's just rude. would you want to go to someone's home, where they know your diet, and have them trick you into eating something you are totally against? yeah. let's just sit down to a nice meatloaf and later, discover it's an ABORTED FETUS!! mm-mm good!!
thats pretty freakin evil to do to someone. its kinda sad that someone would joke or even actually do that to someone. your mother in law is a vegan for a reason try respecting others for a change. i'd call the woman if i knew her #
Why would you do that? You aren't a very nice person...What if someone gave you something and they said it was beef, but it was actually like camel meat or dog meat or something disgusting like that? So imagine how she would feel since she made a compassionate choice and completely altered her lifestyle so animals don't have to suffer and die for her taste buds, then you trick her, and find pleasure/humor in doing it????.....
Give her a hamburger and tell her it's a garden burger.
Tofu feels just like scrambled eggs. Serve her some Scrambled eggs, and tell her it's flavored bean curd, but you messed it up (Tofu comes in little brick shapes).
cook a turkey and tell her it's a "tofurkey" she'll never know the difference!
Blenders are amazing. Blend up some beef or chicken and put it into a vegetable soup or salad dressing. Then season the hell out of the soup or salad so she won't taste the meat.
If you give her meat straight up and tell her it's a veggie substitute she'll know better; because that stuff tastes like cardboard, not meat!
use a bocca burger box and put in turkey burgers....lots of spicies..she wont know....but why would you want to go against someones principles like this anyway?..how would you feel if someone did this to you and went agaisnt something you belive in??????..just food for thought
your should do this cause then u can get in trouble and stuff but if u hate her that much then get tofu and meat put the meat inside the tofu or wtv she eating and thats it
wow, yeah definitely go with the tofurkey trick...
wow, look at all the hate-filled responses?
haha..hmm boil chicken breasts and pull the strands.mash the potatoes with other greens.include the strands of chicken. make them into bite size balls and deep fry them. (she wont be able to see the chicken.trust me!
coat the potato balls with diluted corn flour. IT WORKS!! i tried this on my vegan friend! hahahahaha
Is she allergic to peanuts?? If so, Give her those too...
hehehehee
Ouch, you're kinda mean, but funny..
haha
ok how about this, crab something, and tell her it is fish flavored tofu