Stupid things omnivores say?!
So, what has an omnivore said to you?
Answers: Omnivores can be so very clever sometimes, can't they? The annoyingly obvious questions, the snide remarks... We all get them from time to time.
So, what has an omnivore said to you?
Before I was a vegetarian, a boyfriend said to me, "If you stop eating meat, I will break up with you." (And I became one anyway... and broke up with him.)
I also had a different date adamantly tell me (before he knew my food preferences) that female vegetarians hate giving oral sex because it's like eating sausage. Needless to say, I did not hook up with him.
I have some protein for you (har har).
they will say " i could never be a vegan/vegetarian
meat tastes too good
i think they might back off if they had to kill a pet and eat it
The infamous, "Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
"It's my RIGHT to eat whatever I want."
LMAO
"For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three"
Yeah, good luck with all those heart attacks and strokes.
You could scroll through this forum and see plenty of stupid things omnivores say.
Do you eat animal crackers?
What DO you eat?
Animals don't feel pain.
Where do you get your protein?
And my favorite:
I'm a vegetarian and I eat fish & chicken.
How could you eat that poor vegetable? How do you know it doesn't feel pain? Fish don't have feeling? It isn't healthy to be vegetarian., You need meat., All vegetarians are (place negative word here), Oh you are vegetarian so do you eat chicken? Do you eat fish? If everyone stopped eating meat we would be over run by animals., You can't get protein if you don't eat meat., You can't get calcium if you don't eat meat., Jesus ate meat., We were made to eat meat., Blah, Blah, Blah, blah.........................
Belive it or freaking not! I was eating boca spicy chik'n and some rice when this one guy at luch came up to me and said," what did the chicken say to the egg." I suppose he realized how dumb he just was so he left. I wanted to throw some rice at him but *shrugs* ehh.
Omnivores say this all the time:
"What can you eat? Chicken? no... ok how about fish? nope... umm, beef? What about pork?"
I have to respond with "I don't eat anything that breathes or has a face!" lol
FANCY A BACON BUTTY...........TOP CHEF
this joke:
"whats the worst part about eating vegetables?"
"putting them back in their wheelchair when you're done"
To me, it's annoying when people bring out pseudo-science like the "top of the food chain" stuff or the "canine" teeth argument.
Good smack down responses to those dumb **** arguments are found at the link below because I am too lazy to type them here. :)
http://www.bizarro.com/vegan/vegan_carni...
my two all time most heard ones:
"what about the plaaaaannnttssss the pooooor plaaaaaaannnnttsss?"
"you're gonna die/be protein deficient if you don't eat meat, eggs, or dairy"
where do you get your protein?
and
but do you eat chicken?
and
dontcha ever just crave a steak?
no! no! and no!
oh, and an ex-coworker used to say things about my "fake food" meaning tofu or seitan.
Can I help you out of your wheelchair?
The doctor is ready to see you.
How long have you been sick?