Why did the vegan cross the road?!
Answers: was it because it was avoiding the chicken?
I'm a chicken, i wish more people would avoid me.
Because the chicken was about to beat him up.
To stop the chicken from being crushed.
They were stunned and bemused by your brilliant humor.
To get away from the heart disease?
To get some protein.
To protest at the KFC!
LOL. Because she was protesting for the chicken, MAN! (Pump fist in air for emphasis)
Here's one:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him.
because he was trying to avoid responsibility.
because I (an omnivore) stapled her (let's be honest, most of them are women) to the chicken....
what do you mean IT fatty!?
why would i avoid a chicken, just cos i dont eat meat doesnt mean im scared of animals
For fear of being EATEN?
It was running after the delicious chicken!!
This is breaking community rules...any one else report him?
LOL.. I didn't expect that Answer. Cute.
i reported him because i was feeling mean