Cannibalism question??? Please help.?!


Question: I'm a lifelong cannibal who wants to become a vegetarian because my girlfriend is vegetarian. I love her to death and I'll do anything for her. I'm afraid of going cold turkey. Do you think I will have some serious side effects if I give up meat?? Will I go though some serious withdrawals?? Need help!!


Answers: I'm a lifelong cannibal who wants to become a vegetarian because my girlfriend is vegetarian. I love her to death and I'll do anything for her. I'm afraid of going cold turkey. Do you think I will have some serious side effects if I give up meat?? Will I go though some serious withdrawals?? Need help!!

If you love her to death than maybe you should just not make the switch and add her to the menu....

i think you got mixed up there..
Cannibals are people who eat HUMANS

And there are NO serious side effect with giving up meat..it's accually a better choice.

it is nice for you to do that for your gf.

Wish You Well

if you go cold turkey aren't you still eating meat?

should'nt be any side effects my brother switched over only changed i noticed was weight.

We are all cannibals, even the ones who are vegetarians, because we eat other humans (in a spiritual way).

However, if you are talking about being an omnivore, you will have cravings for meat (not withdrawal effects) if you stop eating meats. The good news is you will improve your health.

Good luck!

I think it would be easier to start out with organic meats and cutting certain things out one at a time. Also, some people dont realize that there are SO many veg. options out there, mostly everything is meatless. Being veg. is also proven to improve your health. Good luck

I think its going to be a long step process.

1. Give up eating humans, yes I know there tasty and there great then there deep fried but you have to stop eating them right now.

2). Now after a quite your going to get some serious withdraws, I would suggest that you dress a cow up in some clothes once and see how that happens. your over your cannibalistic withdraws I would suggest trying to give up red meat.

3. Now once you over red meat then move onto giving up poultry and white meat.

4. Then lasty give up fish.

5. Now if you gf is being a right pain and always nagging you about meat eating or that she dumps you. Sod it and have her with a nice red full bodied wine.

Eat a vegan.. they are full of vegetables but taste like chicken...

Just go cold turkey. There's really no problem with it. Going the other way (vegetarian to meat-eater) sometimes causes side effects, but assuming you're healthy to begin with, dropping meat won't cause any problems.

Tofu humans!

your a cannibal???!!!? okay, well iv never been through any withdrawals yet so i think you'll be fine.

even if you dont go vegetarian, i would advise that you lay off the humans, if your gf ever found out about that she may freak out, dont ask me why but some people frown upon cannibalism





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