I might be sacked this weekend from a job that makes me sick; how shall i celebrate?!
Answers: Come to Hawaii and help me with my homework! I'll treat you back with a tattoo!
Go out and have fun with all of your closest friends! Maybe you guys could have a "firing party" and go bar hopping. Why do you keep a job that makes you miserable?
Hand your notice in before you get the chance of being sacked Tell them you have a better job
go out and have fun with your friends
fuckin par-tay! make the most of getting out of that place and moving onto something better.
Get drunk and pass out in a dumpster again.
Your parents must be proud.