I am 33 in a few days - what feats of endurance should I do in the pub?!
I am 33 in a few days - what feats of endurance should I do in the pub?
Americans, don't bother answering this question - in England we drink like real men, and we drink in real ale houses. The good stuff, my son.
The rest of you: suggestions!!!
Answers:
eat all the pickled eggs
and beat everyone at pool
oh yes,drink 20 pints of the strongest beer
happy birthday
and order the ambulance before you go to the pub
may save your life
Good on you Duncan enjoy your birthday .......its mine on Thursday so have a couple for me too ...xxx
Try drinking 33 pints........of whisky
have a good time duncan lol
Drink 5 Pints of the Cocktail drink called a Kangaroo
Half a sweet Cider,
Double vodka,
Snow ball (hard to find these days)
Topped up with lemonade,
dash of black current cordial.
A pleasant tasting and very deceiving drink.
Have a happy Birthday
Enjoy
Well there is no endurance required. Just keep quietly getting steamed throughout the day and your bodys defence mechanism will let you know when you've reached your goal i.e collapsing, violent vomiting, alcohol induced coma and death. Death would be the ultimate endurance mind.
try a yard of ale, its always worth a laugh or really go for it and try a " topshelf" (a pint glass filled with a measure of every bottle off the "topshelf"). Only if you arent working for the next few days hehe.
None if you want to see 53!!!
Eat a curry the hotter the better then go get rat arsed
haha happy birthday Duncan, just get out there and have a great time and manage to down a few.
I am here in California
but your not worth pint :)
Try getting in FULL dress... Kilt and all .
Then go to your bar and do hand stands for the ladies.
As an Irishman I'de show more than you :) :)
100 shots of beer in 100 minutes.
easier said than done i can tell you.
I know what your thinking
'shots! Pah, theyre tiny! and its only beer!'
But i can assure you this challenge aint easy boy.....
If you think your up for it, do it. Then report back!
snort tequila from an upturned wine glass!
South African Stuntman:
Snort some salt
Take a shot of tequila
Squirt a lime in your eye.
The salt will burn all night long
dont drink to many drinks ? "why " well read this.....After a hard day at the office, three guys decide to go out for a cocktail to wind down. The bar becomes very crowded, a few drinks turns into many and soon everyone is tanked. All three lose track of each other and end up going home separately.
The next day at the office, the three gather by the watercooler to discuss the past evenings events. The first guy says, "I got so drunk last night that I went home and blew chunks." The second guy pipes in, "That's nothing. I got so drunk that I got in my car and drove it right into a telephone pole. Totaled it. I didn't get hurt but now I have no car." The third guy says, "Well, I got so drunk that when I got home, I cussed my girlfriend out and knocked over a candle which lit the apartment on fire. She dumped me, all my belongings are destroyed and the home insurance won't cover the damage."
The first guy motions the two to come closer and whispers, "I'm not sure you understand. Chunks is my dog.