Why do girls and boys like magners and MEN like Strongbow ?!
Why do girls and boys like magners and MEN like Strongbow ?
if you can only handle 2-3 pints i dont care what you think. if your a 8 pints and above bloke when are we goin for a drink ?
Answers:
Gotta admit dude - Even strongbow is a little too girly for me.
Scrumpy jack's the stuff we need - I'm buying!
First one to throw up is the loser!
No can do! its heartburn in a glass!!
I prefer Guinness or Velvet and you're buying!! BTW!!!
You suggest that magners is a girls drink.
As a man I'm quite surprised, although it does explain alot.
I now know why after 12 pints of magners I get all emotional (for no reason) and can't park my f***king car
if i'm having a cider, i like strongbow
i would not drink either, westons , aspall and thatchers are all superior.
Apparently to be a man all it takes is to have all your taste buds removed so you can drink the chemical tasting crap that is Strongbow. It's bloody terrible stuff.
Probably just as well you don't care what I think. All cider's poo anyway. Just most of it isn't as poo as Strongbow.
Try visiting somerset and trying some real cider (and I`m not talking about Dry Blackthorn) There are some great ciders on hand pumps with no gas drinking 8+ is no problem, its the standing up afterwards.