Inflammatory statement about your drink preference that throws into question your...?!
Your response?
Answers: ... manhood/sexuality/gender/family origin!
Your response?
Witty retort that both grounds my sexual preference and illustrates my fine taste in spirits!
Good day, sir! I said good day!
None of anyone's business.
Screw you!
Like your yellow fizzy 5'ish% piss-water could ever stand up to any of my homebrew...
Yellow fizzy beer is for wussies...
I'll take a wessenhe.. a heffenwei... <burp> I'll take a beer...
I'm totally lost with that question, just want my two points!!!
If I ever get one of those remarks, it's usually because I'm drinking something fruity. But then, it's usually got twice the alcohol content of what other people are drinking, so I usually point that out.
I can't say that I've ever heard one about my family origin...how does that one go?
Lately though, I've been either drinking a good hearty stout or liquor on the rocks, so no one has had any material to work with :)
What do mean I am drunk? You didn't say that 9 hours ago when I got here.
Mayor West I always get a kick out of your answers, and questions for that matter, I picture the Adam West voice from family guy speaking.
My response was similar to glyphdoc's but not articulated quite as well.
I usually drink Scotch or Irish whisky/whiskey on the rocks or pretty heavy microbrew beer, so there isn't typically any issues with people harassing me about my beverage of choice. I have however found that "your mother/ your sister" comments are a humorous rebuttal to a derogatory statement regarding my choice of tasty adult beverage.
Hoegaarden yourself !