Whats the worst/funniest thing uve done when drunk?!
Answers: let me hear it ill be the judge!
Thought I was locked out of my car so I crawled through the trunk thru the back seats only to realize that the keys were in my hand the whole time and I used them to open the truck.
lost my virginity, it wasn't very funny, kinda sad
A guy in basic training, not me, got drunk, and couldn't make it from his bunk to the head, so he peed out the window right on the head of a drill instructor. You have never seen such a
S*****storm as when that DI came in the door to those barracks.
I fell and broke my ankle/foot, ending up needing surgery and 5 screws.
I don't know because I was drunk.
I ran over a raccoon. My car smelt for two months of rotting raccoon no matter how hard I scrubbed my car.
s*h*i*t in my pants
ride a bike awesome and very fun
"you know that one gyu that everybody thinks is so sool and hes like way rich?"
"Bill gates?"
"Yeah! HIM!... everybody thinks he is just sooo cool... but you know what? hes not!!! YOU ARE!!!"
then i tried to lick my belly button "Fuzzy navel" and i fell off my chair... then tried to do the straight line test, on the shadow of a tree... eventually led to me falliong over... and then i went inside to wake up puking all over the bathroom door and peeing my pants... having my best friend clean it all up for me:) she is the best!! (im 14... to early to be drinking?)
smoked w**d and got sick,and sh*t on the a**h*le next door steps
get caught drinking and driving. swear to god i got pulled over cause i was white.
drove my 2007 BMW into the neighbors pool. I didn't think i was going that fast but I guess i was and took a wrong turn.
the worst thing i ever done was screw your mom
My friend peed on churchdoors in sweden in Farsta. i felt pretty bad cuz it was a church where ethiopian refugees go.
then we rode the subway, we took down the advertisements of the walls and folded them into paper airplanes and threw them at people on the platforms!
but still i cant help but laugh whenever i think of it just cuz it was one of the best memories i had with him, he was my best friend and i miss him cuz i live in the states now
it was our first time at a bar