I have to create a bogus wine label. Suggestions? Names?!

Question: We have some homemade muscadine wine from a neighbor. It's a reddish wine. We're giving it to a friend and get to create a label for it. Got any outrageous or funny names or suggestions for the label?

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Answers: We have some homemade muscadine wine from a neighbor. It's a reddish wine. We're giving it to a friend and get to create a label for it. Got any outrageous or funny names or suggestions for the label?

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You know when you wash red clothes, they often lose colour in the water and stain it of pink/light red.
If it's a Christmas present, what about:

"Santa's Laundry 2007" (so, you'll include the vintage too :-)

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Get something dirty, but in French so it sounds elegant (sorry I don't knoow any French or I'd help you out there).

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Why not name it the friend's name.

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Jesus Juice
Too racy?

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Winey McWinepants' Winey Wine for Winos

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name it after yourself u r a bogus freak

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