If i was really drunk, what would you do to me?!
Answers: shave your left eyebrow , right arm ,left leg and your nut-sack
Relocate you to Yellowstone.
Ignore you.
I hate drunks.
If you were driving, I would have you arrested.
Nothing.
Draw funny pictures on your forehead with a permanent sharpie marker.
I would ignore you and tell you to get a life.
make fun of you
Depends if I hate you or not. If I did something bad might happen
nothing if you where harming no creature.
Make sure you get home safely and go to bed by yourself with no hanky panky involve. Call you in the morning.
Markup Madness
shave all your fur off
i would not hurt you, i would phone an ambulance to get you some help
At your age I would be phoning your Parents
Join you....
Nothing. I wouldn't notice you, drunks slip below my radar of interest.
Have you put down...to sleep!
Probably get drunk with you then see where it goes from there.