Drinking Stories?!
Drinking Stories?
Drunk Stories?
I want to hear the best TRUE drunk story. Please dont say "I drank like 60 beers and had sex with a fish", thats just B.S.
I will judge using common sense. Don't give me some crap, I want your best true drunk story.
Answers:
Two Cinco De Mayo's ago I started drinking around 4 p.m. and then proceeded to black out around 10. The next day I woke up passed out in my boxers next to a bus stop. apparently the events proceeding involved trying to steal a non-existent mascot from my high school rival, fighting some Irish kids at a bar, and getting driven to the bus stop by a hooker I defended from her boyfriend.
I drank 60 beers and fvcked a goat.
i got very drunk, and passed out...when i woke up i was dizzy and all i could see was white, I thought I had drank some bad moonshine and had gone blind...turns out i had gotten sick and passed out with my head in the toilet...thankfully, some one came by and flushed or i would have been even more of a mess.
We lost my brother down the river. The last time we saw him that night he had finished his 30 pack and half a fifth of tequila and said let's go swimming. When we woke up the next morning we started looking for him and we couldn't find him, that's when someone said he was last seen in the river. We had to call in search and rescue. I was 7 months preggers and ready to miscarry by this time. Search and rescue found him about an hour later. He was about a mile away sleeping on the porch of someone's cabin. He was banged up a little but his only complaint was that he lost one of his $120 Nike's. He's still a drunk asshole!!!