How do beer goggles work?!
Answers: How exactly do they make a 2 at 10 turn into a 10 at 2?
Beer goggles are an amazing invention; they've helped ugly people get lucky for years and years now.
I don't know the exact mechanism for how they work. That's part of their charm, really. Nobody can explain exactly how and why they do what they do, but they work. I do know that some people hardly ever use beer goggles, while other people use them almost exclusively.
Some peoples' beer goggles work differently when worn by other people. For example, I have a friend, whose name I won't mention (Don). Don is your exemplary beer goggle user. There have been a few occasions when I---for the sake of science---have tried on his beer goggles, and they DIDN'T WORK. I still thought she was stank, although Don was becoming increasingly infatuated with her.
Beer goggles, while typically harmless, can be dangerous (or at least embarrassing) if improperly used. For example, if your beer goggle prescription is a bit too strong, a Victoria's Secret model may turn out to be named "Miguel".
the more you drink the better everyone else looks
Looking forward to these answers!
If you didn't know, beer goggles aren't really goggles, it is a saying for when you are so drunk, all of the fat and ugly chicks look hot...
YOU'LL FIND OUT TOMORROW MORNING.
beer isnt the only alchol that does that... hey i went on a date that I met when i was wearing the good ol beer googles.. he definitly was a 2! Another reason to not drink!
The more you drink, the better you think you look. Oddly enough, you're usually wrong.
They work on the principle that beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
There is complicated biophysics behind this phenomenon. The ciliary muscles become more relaxed, the lens shape is altered and Ms.or Mr. 2 not only becomes more attractive, she or he also starts to have more in common with you, is funnier and you really want to get to know her/him quickly - right after the bar closes....
All these effects are short lived, however. In order to maintain your new friend at a 10 status you must never be sober again.
there is a very direct formula
with a drunken sexiness rating from one to 10 and a beverage intake we can determine the actual sexines of your hook up.
conversley with a sober sexiness rating and a drunken sexiness rating we can calculate the number of beers you consumed
with your sober and drunken sexines rating we can calculate how many drinks your date had here is the scale;
sexiness sober sexiness drunk drinks consumed
1 10 15
2 10 12
3 10 10
4 10 8
5 10 5
6 10 4
7 10 3
8 10 2
9 10 1
10 10 0
"the more you think the better you drink they are." taken from a song.
they are a glorious invention that makes ugly girl cute. i think i'm going to get mine on right now.
The more beer you drink the lower your standards get. So at 2 after drinking lots of beer anything looks good to you.