Inappropriate Drink Names!?!
Inappropriate Drink Names!?
Okay, I've been having fun at our company happy hours introducing people to tasty drinks with inappropriate names, mostly because they get all flustered when they have to go order them. (I have a strange sense of humor!)
What are some good drinks/shots with bad names?
For instance, the Royal F-uc-k has been a hit with our crowd. (sorry, moderators--it really IS the name of a drink!)
Thanks, folks!
Answers:
cowboy cocksucker- bailey's, ameretto, buttershots layered in a shot glass
mind f@$k - in a glass with ice layer kahlua on bottom, then vodka and then splash of club soda on top, drink quickly through a straw
slow screw- sloe gin and orange juice
f@$k Me Hard - southern comfort, vodka, amaretto, orange, cranberry, pineapple
blonde s l u t - jager, peach schnapps, and pineapple
red headed s l u t - jager, peach schnapps, and cranberry
holy f@#k - jager and cinnamon schnaps
c u m in a hot tub - vodka, rum, bailey's
quick f@$k - baileys kahlua and midori melon
These are a few that are popular around here
Source(s):
One of my favorte sites for finding drink recipes is
http://www.drinksmixer.com
Drinks and names vary from place to place, everybody makes them a little different, but this site will give you alot of ideas
A Piece of ***
Adios Motherfucker (A.M.F.)
Afganistany Whore
Bald *****
Dead Dog Vomit
blue smurf piss
dead nazi
I like Scottish Whore. I made it myself, but you can sell it if you want. Here's how to make it, I really like it:
Fill mug with 3/4 scotch (Ballantines or of higher quality)
Heat for 20 seconds in micro, no longer!
1 tablespoon brown sugar
Stir sugar until dissolved
Top with whip cream and sprinkle cinnamon on top
Serve warm or lukewarm.
Great on a cold winters day, but it is very strong so it's not for the rookies!
Wet *****.
Satan's taint 1/2 shot of everclear, 1/2 shot of tabasco sauce.
Doesn't really taste that good, you need a strong stomach to drink it.