Drinking Name?!
Drinking Name?
What is a good drinking name(ex.Frank the Tank) for Patrick/Pat/Stock?
Additional Details1 month ago
No... I go by all those names so just including one is good.
Something to call me, not a drink.
Answers:
1 month ago
No... I go by all those names so just including one is good.
Something to call me, not a drink.
Geriatric Patrick
Psychiatric Patrick
Whiskey Rat, Pat
Pat the Whiskey Rat
Stocked 'N Crocked
Crocked 'N Stocked
Alright, they may not be what you had in mind. I think they are amusing.
Is this a drinking name that combines the three or one for each? And do you mean the name of a drink or something to call yourselves?
Pat the Pounder?
Paddy (Patty) McGillicutty
Respect your Irish drinking heritage.
Anyone got anything a little more catchy?
Stock the Rock
(referring to actually being able to keep the alcohol down, as opposed to puking everywhere. pretty generic though)
Five o'clock Stock
(works on a lot of levels - referring to the time you start drinking; referring to the "close of business" rules that you're ready to drink at the moment the day ends)
Rat-a-Tat-Pat
(hmm... that's about as queer as "Pat the Pounder," and too hard to say drunk)
I can't really think of anymore right now.
I'm favoring 5 o'clock Stock.
If you wanna be iconic like Frank the Tank, you're gonna need something to distinguish you, along with the name. like... a catch phrase!
How about... Stand up in front of everyone, loudly yell, "Lock... Stock, and..." then immediately down ( [a] two shots back to back, which you conveniently already have in either hand, [b] stab a pocket knife into the bottom of a beer can and shotgun it in 4 secs or less, or [c] inhale a beer bong in 4 secs or less ).
Then you must hold both hands up above your head in the gesture of heavy-metal horns and yell, "Wooooooooooo!!!"
Frank doesn't stand a chance!