If Jesus had turned some water into red wine and brought it to a dinner party, and it turned out that?!
Answers: they were having fish instead of steak, would he turn the red wine into white wine?
You're not thinking big enough here.
He would have turned half the steak into fish and half the wine into white wine.
Then he would have hogged the Ambrosa in his chalice and offered the kids some popsicles from the future.
Afterwards they would all sit back and relax to some magic tricks. He'd probably pull a magic coin out of the back of someone's ear and heal a woman's burning bush.
*shakes her head slowly*
Silly Humans. Always thinking so small.
How many of those red wines did you have thinking up this Q.
"Beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy." Jesus, the son of god, probably would at that point turn it into the finest local microbrew and everyone is happy!
Of course. The son of god wouldnt dare commit a faux paus.
Yes his manners and taste are perfect...
Except for his hatred of the Irish...
No- they would have cioppino.
Sure, why not.
jesus came to my red neck cousin's wedding reception. he forgot to bring a present, so he ordered them to fill the card box with water. and behold! the last guest had gone home before the box wine ran out.