What's the Funniest / Stupidest thing you've done when Drunk?!
Then there was senior week in high school down at the beach.. I passed out in the middle of a parking lot in my underwear and cops came over to me.. They woke me up and I started yelling at them. They made me hop on one leg and I hopped once and fell into a car.
Answers: The first night I moved into my apartment last semester I got loaded. I noticed a driveable street sweeper in a parking lot in my apartment complex.. I went to go sit in it and noticed there were keys so I turned it on and started riding it around.. It was like 4 in the morning and one of my roommates noticed and had to come get me. I don't really remember doing this, but my roommate explained it to me the next day..
Then there was senior week in high school down at the beach.. I passed out in the middle of a parking lot in my underwear and cops came over to me.. They woke me up and I started yelling at them. They made me hop on one leg and I hopped once and fell into a car.
Once me and a friend left a northern soul disco so drunk we got lost round a (tiny) estate, Kept falling over the hedges, giggling like teenagers.
Got a lift from a taxi driver who looked like Elvis, turned out to be an Elvis impersonator! (Rescued by Elvis!) got back to sleep in my van. Friend had lost her bank card, tried to ring to report it using my doners card, and then found it in her pocket in morning!
That was one night.......
Was sick in a kid's Wendy house (purposely)!
How long have you got, and can I type it on here without getting reported? I think not.
I asked my mum if it was ok if I had sex upstairs lol
I was 14 at the time too!
Had a 1 hour rambling conversation with the guy delivering my pizza.
Fallen off the side of a road into a ditch,while trying to walk home,and not moved for over an hour..
I got drunk in college, went to bed in my bed and woke up outside of my dorm on a bench?
Another time I got drunk...not even really drunk, I think it was more sleepwalking. Anywho, I went to sleep at my friend's house. The next day we woke up and her dad said..."beth, i thought that was you last night." we both loked at him confused. Apparently in the midde of the night I walked into her parent's room and stated going through their college thinking it was the bathroom. I am SO happy I didn't pee.
Don't know ./ can't remember
Walked into my ex brother-in-laws bedroom naked whilst his girlfriend was round!! oh gosh...
Also running across a main road with my trousers round my ankles....
WHY?!
Climbed up a pylon in a football ground, about 25foot high, and shouted to the folk below....."Ive had enough" !!
I can still remember the look of horror on their faces.....my excuse?.....2 bottles of wine !
ummm theres to0o0 many things....how bout i fell..lol
got married
in a crowded pub sang happy birthday very loudly only to find out it wasn't my mates birthday for another 2 months.
almost ended up pulling a transvestite until somebody pointed out i was chatting up a man in a dress. thank god i was warned or I'd had a hell of a shock and properly needed many sessions with a shrink .
proposed to the wfe
Punched a guy in a wheelchair at Mardi Gras for running over my foot , then i was tasered by the cops.
Err... there are quite a few... the one my one of my better mate's will remember for quite a while is telling him I'd love to shag his missus until she squealed.... whilst she was sitting next to him.
My excuse? About twelve pints and five vodka shots...
Ok, HE saw the funny side... she didn't. Funny old thing, she's not his missus any more....
fell off my bicycle into a corn field ,the spokes got tangled don't remember how long it was before i got out.
I'm now a recovered alcoholic, (fourteen months sober), but when I was in the RAF back in the 60's I broke my leg and ended up in hospital in Cyprus.
Although at an RAF hospital gave all orthopaedic patients a bottle of Guiness every night, and I'd finished visiting the bedsides of 'Friends' who didn't want their bottle.
After lights out, and in complete darkness and on crutches,
I climbed down the metal fire escape two stories up, and went to the local pub and had a few more pints, before winding my way back again in complete darkness and not only found the right ward but my own bed.
If ever there was a task to put on 'Krypton Factor' that would be my choice.
Even us alcoholics have a sense of humour.
i told so guy how beautiful his wife was and how he needs to appreciate her more and if i liked girls and was not married i would hook up with her right now and i was told(don't remember) that went on for a couple hours. what is funny is a couple weeks later i ran into her and they broke up cuz she realized he wasn't treating her right
During one of our houseparties i went to the loo and fell over, I could feel my head was getting wet, and as I had no spatial awareness I thought I had actually had fallen into the toilet... thankfully when I opened my eyes and tried to get up I realised I had actually fallen in the bath and it was the tap dripping that was making my head wet :s... i rarely drink wine again!
Strip twister. If you take longer than 5 seconds to find your colour you have to take something off. It was jokes.
got a tatoo...cant say on here what of....
went pee in the linen closet, right next to the bathroom
Whilst walking back from a local pub that was situated some two miles away I decided to spend a penny and jumped over a low wall straight into a pile of cow manure.
played a card game with the bet being that the person who lost had to go streaking through the neighborhood.....i lost and went streaking in 30 degree weather
Threw up in my friends b-day party, and got down onto my stomach and started to swim on the vomit, then apparently I said, "I can't swim, help help I'm drowning"~~cause, 10 buds and 5 shots
played 'piggy in the middle' with a nice young wpc's hat ............
the night did not end as planned lol
fell asleep on a grave stone and scared the sh1t outa people when i woke up
Rugby kicked a full tin of white paint that was left on the side of a road when walking back from a nightclub, It went all over me and all over the road!!
Sat down and had a full conversation with a hoover, I don't remember, my friend told me (pml)
when i was 18 that was the age i chosen for my key to the door gift instead of 21 i got drunk and a was swearing in which i never swear even when i am sober