Is there anyway to pass a breathalyzer test when you are already drunk?!
Is there anyway to pass a breathalyzer test when you are already drunk?
No I don't drive drunk I'm 19 and still live with my mother who tells me if I get caught drinking I have to move out, the problem is she has a breathalyzer and so it makes it impossible to experiance a fun young life. Somebody help ?
Answers:
Nope
stop breathing
Ok I never recommend drinking and driving totally wrong but suck on an old 2p coin I heard this once in a pub by some that passed a breath test doing this!
Do you really need alchol to have fun? That's very sad. Have a go and see if you can have fun without it.
Get blotto and find a flat/houseshare.
There isn't. She is correct to be enforcing the law and trying to keep you honest.
You dont need alcohol to have fun - but if you have to then sucka strong peppermint on the way home and creep in the house without waking a soul!!
I've heard some urban legends...a couple pennies in your mouth is supposed to neutralize the alcohol because of the zinc, or something like that...but i have yet to hear it proven.
Good vodka doesn't smell too much.
I used to wait until my dad was asleep and then have my fun, both at home and sneaking out.
but underage drinking should not be promoted or encouraged. get a job, save up some money, and move out.
Oh yeah.. one party i went to got busted...one kid blew so hard he broke the machine and everyone who who after him blew a 0.0... i had left 1 minute before the police arrived, the only one not busted!
another way is to get a hold of that machine, open it up, and damage it..then put the casing back on it, so it appears to be fine.
But underage drinking should not be encouraged.
I herd that if you put a fresh new penny under your tung you could pass; but I haven't tried it.
no
At your age you could be living the high life in a place of your own or sharing with mates.
Then you can enjoy your young life (still not drink driving) but without your mum breathing down your neck.
Visits can be made whilst sober, of course.
Oh yeah like all our grannies carry breathalyzers around with them.No you cant cheat,if you are drunk you re drunk no getting away with it.They can usually tell by the way you walk and cant juggle with 6 oranges anyway whilst walking in a straight line and singing Rule Britannia.
Wait until you move out and you are responsible for your actions, then you don't have to answer to your mother.
You wont have much of a fun young life if you are drunk. Unsteady on your feet you stumble off the pavement into a bus, truck or car, life over. As the adverts say, don't die before you've lived. You'll also be an easy target for muggers, many of whom will be happy to use violence, whether you fight back or not.
Try to have at least one mate who'll be willing to take you home afterward. Your view of life won't be much seen through hazy double vision, or spending time in hospital through liver problems caused by excessive drinking.
Yeah, she does sound a bit of a problem. Advise blow away from the tube while seeming to blow in it.
Hold on lad, these things were thirty quid each when I was your age, so is she kidding you?
Oh & no one who cares about their kids throws them out at any age.
Take it easy man, bad stuff out there & loads of creeps to sell it to you.
Your Mum means well!!
I'm not an anti-drinking fanatic or anything, but as long as you live with her, she makes the rules. Even cheap modern breathalyzers are very effective. So you can either start planning your move, stop drinking, or take your chances on getting caught.
I take it you are from america, in the UK you can purchase alcohol from the age of 18, drive at 17, and your parents can give you sensible amounts of alchohol over the age of 5. Rule Britania! Try eating something that absorbs the alcohol.
Sorry my friend... breathalyzers do record mouth alcohol, it's true, but they also record blood alcohol. While I doubt the validity of anyone saying they've beaten one by sucking on a coin or a mint, I suppose there may be an argument for saying that the mouth alcohol reading may possibly have been confused.... But the only way you're going to beat that sucker, is by having a complete blood transfusion... or sabotaging the machine. Once alcohol is in your system, the only way to get rid of it is to breathe and sweat it out.
Good luck!
P.s. Why not move to Australia, you're legal age here.
all the urban legends are....FALSE. The ever seen a show called Myth Busters? Well they did an episode on just this question. They tried everything..and were drunk off their asses. They tried the penny, they tried mints, they tried EVERYTHING. Nothing worked.. in fact some of them made them show higher numbers. So...NO... nothing can beat the breathalizer... so be careful... have fun, but always have a sober ***** to drive you home :-)
my friend passed by spitting lots of saliva into the tester...another one took plenty of deep breaths before he was tested and passed...another one got 3 DWI in a 5 days...he lost his driver license for ONLY 2 months but he paid the lawyer about $3000. So don't drink and drive...bur rather drink and then drive....
i heard peanuts or peanut butter works.
no way to pass that. your mom is a nazi, and you should get a weed habit. or does she test you too?
No
if you switch to injecting heroin you will pass the breathalyzer and "experience a fun young life". at least for a few years.
what a life, good luck and wait until your at least legal to drink. your not missing out on any thing by waiting. Depending on what kind of drinking person you are no fun the next morning waking up
I have heard about sucking in a 2 pence bit but I must say an old boyfriend of my told me that eatting a whole packet of soft mints works and he did get stopped once after a night on the booze the police found him clear so he drove away fluke or not I do not know
nope i think they did a show on myth busters about this they said it couldnt be done
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Lauren, dearest, it's time to move out of your house.
Your mother doesn't trust you any more.
Move out, be responsible for a couple of years, and get back the trust your Mumzey once had for you. That's something you don't want to lose... And, it will be difficult to regain, I know.
If my Mom did this when I was younger, I would have hit the roof and been out of house and home long ago for her never to have had a single opportunity to have had her check me.
Ugh... I can't imagine a house with a breathalyzer... Is this the type of insanity that's going on in your friend's homes, too??
Ugh!!
dont drink you idiot,smoke dope!