I need a good excuse to get off work?!
I need a good excuse to get off work?
I'm in work and very hungover, any suggestions
Answers:
TELL THE TRUTH AND GO HOME!
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tell your boss you have explosive diareaha trust me they dont ask questions
Youve come on your period...mwahaha.. see girls have better excuses
brad has just taken my answer lol
go for the old Ive got a family emergency line, just be non specific :)
tell him u have got a really bad tummy and have the s h i t s
Tell your boss that you are bleeding from the rectum and you need to go to the hospital. I doubt they will ask questions!
I would tell the truth, your boss would prefer honesty. You could lie and say you just puked to make sure. Go to bed!
you could be pregnant so you need to go to your doctor straight away for a test
Yes, the old diarrhoea excuse gets my vote!
However, if you are as hungover as you suggest then you may be tempting Providence!!!!!!!
tell them you have food poisoning because if they still make you come to work you can just puke to prove you have food poisoning although it helps to eat some food with garlic to cover the smell of alcohol and most likely they'll send you right back home
tell them youre a lazy bum with an alchohol problem and you wont be doing jack work so they may aswell send you home
just walk up to your boss, start to talk, then vomit!!!
tell them that you are suffering from a viral infection and consequently fever.your hungover look should help you convince them.just in case3 ,take a nap when you wake up youll be groggy .this should be the icing on the cake.
Tell tour BOSS that there is an EMERGENCY in your home.A MATTER OF LIFE & DEATH SITUATION.......
Back pains. Tell whoever it's so severe that you need to go and see a doctor. Say it's genetic in your family so if you need to use it again you can, not too much though otherwise you're going to get fired :(
Tell them you were over powered by the gravity force of your
Duvett whilst in bed this morning.
MJR
I have done this several times, usually say yr not feeling well (food poisoning is really good) and that you are going to see the Dr. But I have it even better coz my mom is a Dr and will write a Dr's note for me if its that bad.. but then again I also use the same bullshyte excuses with her hehehehe
my best one was an ear infection, i was proud of the originality.said it was very painful and made me dizzy, have a good day of.
call in dead lol
If this is no use to you just now save it for the future - inner ear infection.My friend uses this all the time.They cant prove your lying because you cant see proof of it and it can affect ur balance and is painful. Or kidney infection is another one too.Say any infliction as long as you cant see or hear it to prove it. Good luck to u.
Broken tooth - need to get to the dentist NOW - in excruciating pain.
Migraine - it hurst so bad you're going to throw up. You probably look pale enough from the hangover to pull that one off.
I like the inner ear infection one. I've had one you truely are dizzy and have headaches it sux.
dont be a wimp! just stay at work, and pray for the end of the day like I do, and save the get out of work excuse for something you really need or want to get out of work for