Have you ever been so drunk that ______________?!
Have you ever been so drunk that ______________?
Answers:
you killed your family kitten and then blamed it on the neighbor's dog, only to learn that they put the dog asleep for it? And the neighbor's hot daughter came to me for comfort because it was her pet and we ended up sleeping together? And then she told me that I got her pregnant and said I had to do something? So I shot her and made it look like a suicide?
Yeah,. Happens two or three times a month.
you had a hangover for 3 days
i felt really crappy the next day ....DUH yes every Friday ...hahaha
I lost my car for three days and got a ticket that I don't remember getting wonder how I didn't get a dwi.P.S. I no longer drink.
That???????????????????????Wha...
you lost your clothing in public? Don't ya hate those blackouts!!?
tried to kiss ur boss while repeating over and over "i love you, really i dont hate u for being an asshole, i love you"
Flat line
NO
Alcohol is baaaaaaad.
Your roommate pulled you out of your loft causing you to cut your arm and then accused you of peeing on clothing? Yes. (But it was a bad joke)
You wake up and discover your jeans hanging in the kitchen? Yes. I dumped him.
You went to a bar wearing white pants and in the morning there was no white anymore? Yes. I threw them out.
you ended the next morning two cities away!
I was still throwing up after there was nothing left to throw up. I think it's called having the dry heaves.
keyed an officer of the law's car?
I lost my teeth skinny dipping in the pond and they sunk..
flashed my boobs at Mardi Gras and almost got arrested by a gay cop.
THAT U PUKE ALL NIGHT LONG.. GOT HOME YOUR GIRL FRIEND TRU U N THE SHOWER. THEN SHE GAVE A GOOD NIGHT N U DONT REMEBER WHAT HAPPEN WIT HER. THEN U HAVE A REALLY BADA HANG OVER, U DRINK GALLONS OF WATER N THE HANGOVER WONT GO AWAY
u vomited on yourself,then wiped it off and start drinking again cause you werent drunk anymore...
you wake up and roll over and you have two options...gnaw your arm off or wake the beast you picked up at the bar last night because she was the hottest thing you have seen in 10 years....or u wake up in someone elses spare bedroom with no clothes on and no car keys...damn keggers
I threw up and passed out? Yep, countless times.
I fall down & go boom.