Why does my wife get mad at me when I get drunk and pee the bed?!
Answers: The nerve of her! Whats her problem, just tell her to wash the sheets in the morning and get over it. Its not like you took a dump on her pillow. LOL
rhetorical question??
it's obvious
You foul oaff!
because thats just the way it is
She must be awfully intollerant.
Remind her by just peeing it could be much worse.
i think she should be very happy that u dont do number 2's!
because your probably not the only child she has to get up for.
Because you got drunk and peed in the bed...yuck!
why wouldnt she!!!! Your gross!
That is gross where a depend if you need to but a grown man shouldn't be peeing the bed. You are lucky she hasn't put you out into the dog house yet.
Maybe b/c its disgusting and unsanitary.
I can't help but wonder if you're drinking right now. Maybe you should buy her some plastic sheets to cool her down.
It's obviuos your just misunderstood and she should be more understanding about your needs. LOL
its disgusting if she sleeps on the same bed as you
why does my boyfriend hate me when i poop in his mouth?
Because a) You probably made a wet spot so big that both of you were sleeping in it , b) You probably left it up to her to clean the sheets and mattress, and c) If you and her don't have kids yet, what makes you think she wants to practice taking care of a child on you?
It's hard to believe that you're idiot enough to even ask this question.
How would you feel if your wife got drunk and peed in bed? You're ridiculous. Think about it (if you CAN think!!!!), this is absolutely disgusting! She is tolerant, that's for sure. I wouldn't just get mad, I'd come out swinging!!!!!!!
DAH...............
Although peeing the bed is expected from an infant, your wife suspected at one time she was marrying a man. Now while your wife will tolerate peeing the bed from her own child for awhile, a mature man has learned control. This means control from alcohol as well as many other vices. Your wife realizes that alcohol rots away someone from the inside and that therefore as you are now peeing the bed, your bladder must be surely rotting away. This makes you a financial as well as an emotional failure in picking you as her mate. Therefore I conclude that your wife is not really as mad as you, as she is mad at herself for having chosen someone that appears to be a man, but on the inside is a rotted infant for what I'm sure she must have thought was going to be your lives but has turned out only your life which will end before it's time because you are rotting from the inside.
r u stupid u must b if u r a grown man and still piss the bed
dont treat your wife like that. she is the best thing that has ever happewned in your life. so stop doing things that will make her angry
I DONT BLAME YOUR WIFE AT ALL. FOOL
maybe it's because you're an immature drunk. who wants to be married to someone like that? get your life together.
Are you a total RETARD ???
Come on Larry, have a heart, pissing the bed is one thing but I suspect that you are moving her over to your side of the bed, so you get the dry side. just not done old chap, have you thought of buying her a box of chocolates or a new car tyre as an apology? it often works wonders you know. If not the chocolates then a new chain for the chain saw. I know its a bit foppish to be so condescending, but you have to make the effort now and again. I don't want you to think that I am being critical, I am not, just trying to calm the troubled waters, well perhaps waters was not the best word but you know what I mean.
p.s. I hope she hasn't stopped you from having the occasional therapeutic beverage has she?
Sounds like you are surprised by this. Perhaps you should try peeing on her. If that doesn't work, then I think it is safe to say, she just doesn't enjoy lying in the wet spot!!! Just a suggestion. Let me know how it works out!!!