Mel Gibson came round tonight and absent mindedly left half a bottle of wine.?!
Answers: Whan he drove off, the two remaining bottles flew off the roof of his car. I'm now in the invidious position of asking Mel back to sweep up the glass (which my neighbours are threatening to pursue court action over), or drinking his half bottle of ozzie plonk. I gave up the option of informing him that his half bottle of crappy vino was still here as I KNEW he would have been been back in seconds if he'd realised. What do I do. He's having a hard time at the moment and he owes me a tenner too. Hope you can help answers.
just apologize
You let Mel Gibson leave your flat??? Those bottles could have been a "Lethal Weapon".!!
1 tell neighbours if they think thats a problem then they have no problems.
2 what in gods name is ozzie plonk, and if it really is his and your not some nut sell it on e-bay.
3 don't worry about the $10 if you can sell the half bottle you will get alot more
Well he being an absolute raving lunatic catholic fundamentalist I am sure he would gladly sweep up his mess and I am sure he has left you totally not impregnated as he has like 27 kids by his wife as she too doesn't believe in cling filming the salami lol. tell the neighbours to get a life and sue you for something worthwhile like midnight roof surfing naked as the day you were born with a bunch of flowers poking out ya botty singing all things bright and beautiful. hows that?
HI GET THE BOTTLE ON EBAY FAST ( YOUR TENNERS SAFE ).