Only people with a sense of humor...please?!
The drunk says, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she says, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?'
The drunk replies, "Cause you're ugly."
Answers: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2 percent milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
The drunk says, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she says, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?'
The drunk replies, "Cause you're ugly."
thank you for putting a smile on my face today
Haha, if she gives me the bacon I'd date her.
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YES that is funny.
lol, good one
LOL
well she must have been
HE was drunk and STILL thought she was!!!
Ha! Good one!
LoL, that was a good one.
That's not nice,lol
Reminds me of a story told about Winston Churchill, after a dinner party a lady remarked, "Mr Churchill sir, you are drunk" he replied " Yes madam I am, but in the morning I will be sober, you will still be ugly"
Thanks for bringing a smile to my face
Cheers
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That was very good...It is clean enough to use it on my office tomorrow