What is the best drunk story you have ever heard or experienced?!
Answers: 15 years old, drinking Everclear and driving around at night with a friend in his Mustang. I remember trying to act straight as we passed a cop in that Southern Oregon town. The next thing I remember was waking up in the car on the side of the highway in the middle of the desert, a sign saying Las Vegas 80 Miles. Never drove drunk again.
one time, this guy named keller got "drunk" at school of of some vinilla extract. hes a dork.
I think every living second I spent in 1340 1/2 G St.
Too many to count!
I was at a bar in Okinawa and I paid the bartender to stop giving me alcohol and give me water instead.She kept filling my glass for free.I was too late though and I staggered out of the bar and threw up on the sidewalk in front of a military policeman.
i was on the way home from the pub and needed a wee like you do i crouched down in a layby in the grass fell over backwards whilst weeing and ended up in a thorn bush and ringing my hubby to take me to A and E to get the thorns taken out my bum well embarrasing
every week a freind of mine gets into scrapes- waking up naked in the middle of a roundabout is normal to him, and he never knows how he got there.
Climbing to the top of the local church- hitch hiking naked-
sleeping in the very top of a tree- stealing chickens- dancing on cars- making passes at ugly old women he does the lot !
one time i went to the bars in KC, a strip known as Westport... what is awesome about Westport is that on Friday and Saturday evenings they close the main intersection in the area. we went to a couple of places and got really trashed. one place had a really nice patio and there was a bachlorette party going on at the same time. my buddies and i were feeling pretty good from all the liquor so we went up and approached the ladies. in the mean while the closed off intersection had a DJ, music, dancing, good times. well literally EVERYONE in this area was out on the street dancing, drinking, having good times... we all ended up dancing and having some "good times" with the bachelorette party... probably the most fun i've ever had going out drinking... a really cool mixture of people, cultures, and music and everyone enjoying it... fun times
oh and one time my friend got so drunk he took a piss in his hamper
When my friend turned 21 she puked all night long, and then peed all over herself. Then she slept in the bathroom. My friends and I have pictures, and we'll never let her live it down.
well...me and my boyfriend went to this going away party and they had hunch punch & he started drinking glass after glass of it and he never knew what was in it...better yet he had never heard of it...anyways...as the night went on...he got sooo drunk that he sat beside a tree for 3 hours and then he got up and then sat in a chair and i was talking to one of my friends and then i turn around and I found him sitting in the chair with puke all over him...he never knew that the hunch punch had everclear in it & he drank about 7 glasses of hunch punch that night & he chugs his alcohol...after we left the party we went back to my house and then he got into the shower & he was in the shower for approx 2 hours...he fell alseep in my bed & i had left him alone & then i went to check on him a few hours later & i couldn't find him! come to find out he was at the foot of the bed curled up...scared the crap out of me!! i literally thought that he was sleep walking.....to this day he doesnt drink anymore....he can't even drink 3 beers...
I got really drunk with my boyfriend one night my senior year of high school, in the apartment of an older friend. I woke up at one point to see my boyfriend sitting naked on a kitchen chair in the dining area, facing the corner. When I asked him what he was doing, he said "Going to the bathroom" I was too drunk to protest, but tried to say something. He yelled "Leave me alone!" and seconds later I heard the sound of his piss hitting the kitchen floor.
The next morning he woke up and realized he'd peed all over his back pack and work clothes and text books, not to mention his shoes and socks. Whoopsie. He was a jerk so I love that story :)