Can You describe a hangover to one that's never had one?!
Can You describe a hangover to one that's never had one?
It is difficult. The only thing I can think is you are so near death but still have to go to work in the a.m.
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GOOD THOUGHT. "NEAR DEAHT" FALLS SHORT! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SICK? I MEAN REALLY SICK>?>?>? LIKE THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED MAKES YOU WANT TO HEAVE!
IMAGIN THIS.......
7PM FRIDAY NIGHT. A FEW FRIENDS WANT TO GO OUT FOR DRINKS. YOU SAY SURE BUT YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO GET UP AT 8 AM FOR WORK. YOU GO OUT, THROW BACK 2 OR 3 BEERS. THEN YOUR BEST FRIEND ANNOUNCES HE IS GETTING MARRIED AND TO CELEBRATE YOU BUY EVERYONE A SHOT OF TEQUILA!
ITS NOW 9 PM YOU CAN STILL GET ELEVEN HOURS OF SLEEP.... GREAT! TIME TO HIT THE DANCE FLOOR, 1 BEER AND A TEQUILA SUNRISE YOUR GOOD TO GO. YOUR OUT ON THE FLOOR, SOMEONE GREATS YOU,. YOUR BUZZED BUT YOUR SPRUNG ON THEM SO SWEET, SO HOT...... THE WORLD.... SO WHAT DO YOU DO? BUY THEM A DRINK! 2 MORE SUNRISES........ BY NOW ITS ALMOST 1 AM YOU HAVE 45 MIN UNTIL THE BAR CLOSES AND 7 HOURS OF GREAT SLEEP HEADED YOUR WAY! YOU CAN ONLY WISH!!!!! SOMEONE HAS AN IDEA! "LETS GET OUT OF HERE AND HIT THE CORNER STORE! GRAB A FEW HALF RACKS AND PARTY AT MY PLACE" YOUR HEAD SWAYS TO THE LEFT, THEN TO THE RIGHT.... REPET,,,,,, REPET,,,,, REPET........ YOUR NEW FOUND LOVE AT THE BAR ASKS TO GO ALONG ......... YES!~!!!!!! LETS DO IT!!!!!! YOU LEAVE THE BAR, HIT THE STORE AND TO THE HOUSE!!!!! ITS TEN TILL TWO NOW..... FEW BEERS GO BY AND O **** ITS 3 AM ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR YOU! AND THE ONE YOU BROUGHT BACK FROM THE BAR IS LOOKING SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT RIGHT NOW, YOU MENTION TO HIM/HER THAT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PLACE AND THEY ARE WELCOME TO JOIN YOU FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT......... "YES! OK **** IT LETS DO IT!" HE/SHE RESPONDS!SINCE ITS AFTER 2 YOU GRAB A FEW BEERS FOR HOME AND A VOTTLE OF WINE YOU FOUND IN THE BASMENT OF YOUR FRIENDS HOUSE AND HEAD FOR HOME! GET HOME YOUR SO TURNED ON THE BOUTH OF YOU JUS RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND HAVE AT IT DRINKING AND SPILLING BEER AND WIUNE ALL OVER EACHOTHER!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!! HAVIN A GREAT TIME! BUT, NOW ITS 5:20 AM............2 HRS AND 40 MIN OF SLEEP CAN YOY GET IT? NO............. SOMEONE GOT SICK........ NOT YOU! HAHAHA!!!!!!!! HIM/HER......... CLEAN IT UP? HELL NO GET IT TOMMROW! HELP HIM/HER TO BED....... AGAIN =) LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN ON THE PILLOW AND DRIFT AWAY........... I LIED HE/SHE IS REALLY SICK..... AGAIN! LOL ALL OVER THE BED!!! NICE PICK UP AT THE BAR RIGHT?!?!?! SUCKS TO BE YOU! MOVE THEM TO THE SHOWER SPRAY THEM OFF AND MOVE TO THE FLOOR! ITS NOW 6:30 AM 1.5 HRS OF SLEEP AND ITS ALL YOURS! BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ 8 AM!
YOUR HEAD IS STILL SPINNING..... HARD TO BREATH BECAUSE OF ALL YOU SMOKED LAST NIGHT AND YOUR HOUSE SMELLS OF BEER...... YUMM! EVER BEEN OFFERED A GREASY PORK SANDWICH SERVED IN A DIRTY ASHTRAY? PUKE PUKE PUKE!!!!!!!! LET IT ALL OUT! PULL YOUR SELF INTOP THE SHOWER WITH A HEADSCH SO BAD THE WATTER HITTING YOU MAKES YOU CRY........ FALL OUT AND TRY TO DRY OFF, POP 6 ASPRIN ONLY TO PUKE AGAIN WHEN THE WATER HITS YOUR STOMAC! WAIT 10 MIN ONLY TO SEE THE CLOCK AND YOU HAVE 15 MIN TO GET TO WORK. DRY SWALLOW 4 ASPRIN JUST TO HAVE THEM GET STUCK IN YOUT THROUGHT AND BURN ALL THE WAY DOWN....... LOOK AROUND YOUR DISCUSTING HOUSE AND SEE WHAT YOU BROUGHT HOME........ NOT PRETTY, NOT CUTE, YOUR PIT BULL IS SEXIER. AGAIN SUCKS TO BE YOU! MAKE THE DECISION TO LEAVE THEM IN YOUR HOME, AND HOPE THEY WILL LET THEM SELVES OUT B4 U GET HOME......... OPEN THE FRONT DOOR JUST TO GET HIT WITH BLINGING LIGHT, AGAIN YOU CRY, U VOMIT AND FALL TO THE PORCH! STRUGGLE TO REACH IN YOUR POCKET TO FIND YOUR PHONE, CALL YOUR BOSS, HE SAYS "O' I AM SORRY TO HEAR YOUR SICK, TAKE THE DAY OFF....... THE GUY THOMAS THAT YOU TRAINED LAST WEEK, YEAH HIM, HE IS MY NEW ASSISTANT! SEE YOU AROUND!"
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Not really near death, but wishing for it, but it has been years since I have had a hang over.
severe nausea, vomiting,headache
It's different for different people and can change depending on what form of alcohol you've been drinking. The worst one I ever had took the form of a severe headache. It hurt so bad I wished someone would cut my head off. I also had an upset stomach. Not so much that I thew up but enough that I had no interest in food.
i dont have to worry about hangovers, and neither do you as long as you get drunk on the clear alcohols only and if you stay properly hydrated with water for the whole night
Your head has a rubber band around it, it grows ever tighter, your stomach is in your throat. You have heartburn from all the gas building up down there and you just want to throw up. Your throat and mouth is so dry you can hardly speak. You have no energy so your limbs weigh 3 times their normal weight and it's only 10am. This is going to be a long day.
Well as a expert on hangovers, do your drinking, but give your self at least 2 days to cure the hang over, very recommended,. as it does take awhile to get out of you system, If you have to go to work at the am, then drink lots of water before you go to bed & asprin & well hope for the best.
You feel your world is spinning... then you fall asleep (or pass out)....
Then the following morning, you don't remember the last details that happened the previous night....
Then you close your eyes, you still feel your world spinning....
Usually a headache....no energy.....sometimes a little dizzy feeling. Not fun.
it is like having the flu, dont matter what you do it can linger all day long.
You wish you were dead instead of feeling like this.
I vote for willtrade649's answer. I think most of us have been there once or twice.
Willtrad, you said it best. Wow, did you ever hit the nail right on the head. Thumbs up, Baby.