Is this an ALCOHOLIC'S interpretation of The Lord's Prayer? haha?!
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy wil be drunk. I will be drunk. At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages.
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to INCARCERATION, but deliver us from HANGOVERS.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager.
HAHAHA
Answers: Our lager, which art in barrels.
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy wil be drunk. I will be drunk. At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages.
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to INCARCERATION, but deliver us from HANGOVERS.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager.
HAHAHA
Amen.
as worded, it's funny.
not funny is the number of drunkards that get behind the wheel of a vehicle and cause accidents, or worse kill a person.
Nice!
Excellent! I'll drink to that!
(Although I object to the inclusion of "alcoholic" as many people, including myself, enjoy Better Beer and other alcoholic drinks responsibly on a daily basis.)
Cheers!