Whats the best way to smuggle beer cans into a sporting event?!
Whats the best way to smuggle beer cans into a sporting event?
Seriously, I met a guy at a game who brings a bleacher seat cushion that has a zipper, and the foam inside has 6 cutouts for 12 oz. cans. It was genius. What else works?!
7 bucks for a beer? Hell no! Thats how much a 12 of Pabst costs... this needs to be examined.
Answers:
If its a cold weather event, like a football game up north, you should obviously be wearing a hoody with your favorite players jersey over top. You're going to be patted down and they will check your pockets as you enter the gate. However they will do this quickly and half heartedly for the sake of moving the lines along. I remember throwing 2 cans of beer into my hood and getting right through.
You can also try one of these things that you tuck under your clothes. I wouldn't waste filling them with beer, since it doesn't hold that much and will get warm. Just put some liquor in them and buy a soft drink to mix with.
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In your socks or underwear
If it is a cold weather event, you can try putting a few in the inside pockets of a loose coat. That works for me. Otherwise, I would not know how.
But you are right about the price. It is a rip off. They claim you can't bring stuff in because of safety, to protect others from the cans you might throw around, but it is really to protect the concessions so they hold you up in a long line while you get ready to shell out a bundle.
Just find out if they pat you down at the door. If not wear a baggy sweatshirt. You could hid a keg under that.
Beers a bit of a ***** ,but gin and tonics can be easily smuggled in if you go to your local outdoor store and buy one of non-rigid expandable water carriers. They will basically mold to your body's contours and a qt of G&T will last a long time.
Like I told one beer vendor " If I'm gonna spend seven bucks on a beer I better be looking at a naked woman dancing in front me."
Have Fun
In your Boots, but its a risk, you may get lucky and only have to throw it away, or, you might be asked to leave, Good Luck, I agree on the WAY-TOO-HIGH cost of beverages at sporting events!!
arm pits.as long as its not metal.
We use to do it all the time for college games esp on campus
We found a hiding spot out of sight from security and hid it the day before a game.
The easiet though was whisky or vodka
put it in Water or juice bottles and Krazy Glued the lid shut.
If you are a minor file this away until you are 21.
i would get a jacket with inside pockets and some cargo pants, stuff them dude! Nice PBR reference!
Well take your girl along with you and a big hand bag.
Disclaimer: **I have not done this**
BUT..... I heard of a guy that took a stroller in with a fake baby and the stroller was just packed with beer.