Do prostitutes like bagel toast?!


Question: I always try to keep a loaf of bread in the house for a post coital snack but I'm completely out of bread and only have bagels.


Answers: I always try to keep a loaf of bread in the house for a post coital snack but I'm completely out of bread and only have bagels.

Hehehe.

I'd eat your bagels, but sweety, that's all I'd eat.

I'll take what I can get.

Bagels are great in the toaster, and the good ole fashioned prostitutes love em.

Just make sure you have cream cheese.

Yeah, but at least try to offer a variety of toppings. I prefer peanut butter, but cream cheese in nice also.

im sure some do.

That's very polite of you. Yes.

Well, It's always good to tip a hooker.

It depends on the prostitute..... I will tell you that they prefer money.

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yes.

As long as you have some CREAM cheese

Yeah bagels are great but not as a toast, maybe with bacon and lettuce, you can enhance a bagel eating experience.

Dem like bagels cuz dem got hoes in da middle.

lets see

I thought they liked money - not what's in the bread bin!!!!!!

Just as long as they are no more than two weeks old.

they only like bagels if you have cream cheese or butter on them and sometimes lox but only if she likes lox otherwise shell be so grossed out.

Try a little game of ring toss.

hahha, if you have STD's in a jar spread some on the toast and she will gobble it up like bukakke Ji-Zz movies.

Prostitutes will eat any thing, they are like cockroaches or rats. Dirty Who-ahhs

Why don't you borrow a leaf from major trend in industry and outsource your catering unit to some other persons so that you can concentrate on your core business which is ...well, do i need to belabour this point?
So far this bagel/toast thing is a cost centre to your enterprise, an expenditure that does not contribute to your bottom line (pun unintended).
Hope you get the drift.





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