What kind of alcohol would turtles like to drink in your opinion?!

Question:

What kind of alcohol would turtles like to drink in your opinion?

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gin, because it tastes like pine trees

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since turtles here are endangered, I would think it's probably illegal to even touch em except in an emergency. So I would say no kind of alcohol.

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Absinthe.

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RUM baby!

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sloe gin

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Bailey Irish Cream

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gin

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I bet a turtle would drink Guinness, both figuratively and literally.

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