Any ideas how i could smuggle booze into a camp?!
Answers: In a month, i'm going to this camp, And i'm planning to smuggle some booze in, just some simple beer bottles/cans or such. So anyone got any ideas how i could do it?
do a barrelroll!
I used to smuggle alcohol into our school dances by putting it in a colored water bottle. Like a propel bottle, for example.
vodka in with a half gallon orange juice container (making a big screw driver)
I'm sure you could manage to squeeze 4 or 5 cans up your asss, cuz' your head certainly fits.
Put it in a suitcase with your clothes and bring it. Or wear cargo pants and fill the pockets. Or both. Good luck!
Can't believe I never thought of bringing beer to camp... make things a little more interesting...
Take a few chicks along, they have good cavities for storing sh*t....if you can't do that, you'll have 2 use your own cavity~~~~~~~~~
You guys are stupid. It's bad enough that you go to camp. But that you drink too?
First you rent a laundry truck. Fill the laundry carts inside the truck full of 'booze' then get 3 'cronies' from a local pub to accompany you to the camp. Then buy all sorts of communication equipment to fill the rear of the truck and have one of the cronies sit in front of the equipment and say things like..."you've got company" and "3 minutes guys". THEN buy some climbing harnesses and hook these to 200 meters of rope to the tallest trees in camp (the night before)put them on under the laundry delivery uniforms. Then as the laundry truck pulls through the gate open the doors and swing (with your booze laden carts) over the 'drop zone'. cut the cords so you land right next to the full laundry carts. Bury the dirty laundry carts with a personal shovel that you've purchased then change into zookeeper outfits and simply walk out the front gate....Jesus do we have to think of everything? OR you could purchase these: http://www.franmara.com/webart/products/...
dude pretend that you have a calosomy bag, and get one from the hospital tape it to u full of booze
It's really not worth it.
uh ! how old are you?