Why does the Cool-Aid Man carry a pitcher of Cool-Aid?!
Why does the Cool-Aid Man carry a pitcher of Cool-Aid?
What the heck, you'd think that if you were Cool-aid, that you'd be supplied with enough, but now he needs his own pitcher! What's the deal?
Answers:
He wants to share and to drink from "Poppa Pitcher" himself may suggest some off the wall sexual perversions.
No, it's not for him. He serves it to the kids! :-) But, you're on to something... Why wouldn't he just pour the cool-aid right from himself? - after all, he's a pitcher!
It's his son.
He's a cannibal! It's just sick, sick, sick (-:.
because the marketing wizards behind the kool-aid man know there aren't many things more disgusting than a gigantic animated pitcher pouring liquid from his own body into the gaping mouths of children
Well, if you went pouring your self out to all the children it would be really bad don't you think! How else is he going to get those kids all wired up.
he is a pitcher..if he tips over to pour..he will tip over and spill his load
i dont think that is the question on everyones mind.....You should be asking
WHY DONT THE DAMN KIDS JUST GIVE THE RABBIT A BOWL OF TRIX!!!! HE makes the cereal right, so he deserves a bowl.
because if he let the kids drink him he would be arrested as a child molester.