An atheist invited me to his house for dinner. What kind of wine do you think he'll like?!
Answers: I assume we'll be eating something weird.
That's a very weird assumption. Like fried baby, perhaps?
What makes you think he likes wine? Maybe he has high moral standards and he does not drink!
In my experience, human blood goes best with roasted babies..
What do religious beliefs (for those who consume alcohol) have to do with what kind of food or wine is served?
DEFINITELY NOT JESUS JUICE!!
this is quite possibly the worst question i have ever seen. there is not answer to this question; when did "atheists" have a generally accepted food structure?
All atheists I know LOVE red wine.
You're not taking any small children with you, are you?
This is a really dumb question, but for an answer i would say take a jug of tea.
he probably won't give a damn what kind of wine you take as long as it's good
Tequila goes with anything...
maybe he will be having YOU for dinner and a nice white wine because it goes well with chicken. lol
Dom Perignon was developed by monks.
It's a bit pricey though.
Just get them to drink your Kool-aid.
Be fun and bring a good wine to make him chuckle - Grant Burge 'Holy Trinity' , a Chateauneuf du Pape style wine from Australia!
Ask him what he is serving so that you can get white wine for fish or fowl or red wine for beef.
In my personal experience, an Atheist is more likely to enjoy beer. They especially love Irony, so I would recommend something with religious overtones, like a Double Bock Abbey or He-Brew, The Chosen Beer.
Is there a punchline to this?