Is this Bud for you? Why or why not? Use graphs to explain!!!?!
This pie graph here shows exactly what percentage of why this Bud's for me as compared to why this bud is not for me.
As you can clearly see-It explains without a doubt, 97% of why this Bud's for me.
*Flipping to the next page*
Now, this bar graph shows the number of times I'm going to try to distract you from that Bud in relation to how many times I actually succeed in distracting you from that Bud.
As you can tell, the figures DO need some adjusting to reflect the occurrences accurately, but these figures were based on an initial, rough estimate.
*Flipping to another graph*
This line graph here is still in progress and reflects the frequency of my attempts to distract you with graphs so I can grab that Bud when you're not looking in relation to the frequency of times you're actually distracted from keeping an eye on that Bud so I can grab it when you're not looking.
*Flips over to the last page*
Now, this stacked bar graph with all the pretty colors is only here to distract you for a moment longer so you don't actually notice that the Bud is now empty 'cause I downed it while you were checking out the first bar graph. ;)
Answers: Oh yeah! *Grabs the easel and drags it over to show you*
This pie graph here shows exactly what percentage of why this Bud's for me as compared to why this bud is not for me.
As you can clearly see-It explains without a doubt, 97% of why this Bud's for me.
*Flipping to the next page*
Now, this bar graph shows the number of times I'm going to try to distract you from that Bud in relation to how many times I actually succeed in distracting you from that Bud.
As you can tell, the figures DO need some adjusting to reflect the occurrences accurately, but these figures were based on an initial, rough estimate.
*Flipping to another graph*
This line graph here is still in progress and reflects the frequency of my attempts to distract you with graphs so I can grab that Bud when you're not looking in relation to the frequency of times you're actually distracted from keeping an eye on that Bud so I can grab it when you're not looking.
*Flips over to the last page*
Now, this stacked bar graph with all the pretty colors is only here to distract you for a moment longer so you don't actually notice that the Bud is now empty 'cause I downed it while you were checking out the first bar graph. ;)
Bud barely qualifies as beer. They use so much rice and so little hops that it comes out looking, smelling, and tasting like yellow fizzy water with a REALLY bad aftertaste.
I don't dig graphs much, though I appreciate your enthusiasm.
No Bud is for me. I also don't like my beer with preservatives, such as Formaldehyde.
no bud's for me - cause it makes me have to pee!
Liquid Bread?! I loved that stuff! Then I reached the legal age to drink, and switched over to Heineken.
Here's why it's for me:
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Here's why it's for you:
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As you can see the data is sufficient to show who this Bud belongs to.