Can vodka make your bum sore?!
Answers: A few nights ago,me and a bunch of mates went out on a pub crawl . I must have downed 18 vodka/tonics and we ended up at closing time in what turned out to be a gay bar. Well,my mates all buggered off,but not me. Oh no, I soldiered on and swamped back 4 more V&T,s then passed out in the bathroom. About 3 am i woke up,face down on the floor with my pants round my ankles and a really,really sore bum. My question is, has anyone else had this problem?, could this be an allergic reaction ? should I be switching to another,less dodgy form of alcohol ? Only serious answers, please.
I had that problem a couple of times. Only it was the Motel 6 I woke up in. LOL!
Thank G-d for AA.
you probably got raped
if you were in a gay bar you probaly got f**ked in the ***.
umm wow.......i think u should be switching bars and wearing a tighter belt if u dont want that to happen again........ And im being serious!
dude you were raped
I've heard this joke before.
Similar thing happened to me. I don't think its an allergic reaction, or that switching alcohol is what the problem was. I think the problem is your friends. They didn't have your back, and after you got so drunk and passed out. A whole bunch of people had your back.
you got raped
bahaha,
Raped in the ***.
I've never had a problem with my bum hurting after vodka. I've had my head, arm, knee, and d!ck sore the next morning though. Should you switch alcohol? That's kind of a personal decision. I don't mind a few sore body parts in the morning, even if it is the bum. I suppose you could go have some cosmopolitans with the girls next door if vodka bothers you.
you got raped dude......You are drinking too much...vodka is very potent so 18 is way too much.. Your friends are losers because they left you there alone.. Please get tested for all those nasty stds.
The only time I had a problem like that, Is being so trashed that I kept falling down....